Lucky Louie
I met my friend Louie the other day and said to him,
"Hi, Louie!" He says, "Man, don't you ever
call me Louie again. From now on you call me Lucky
Louie." I says, "Ok, Lucky Louie it is, but
why?" He says, "Man, I was walking down the
street the other day, and a piano they was hoisting up to
the third story window came loose from its rope and
smashed down right behind me. If I'd been three feet
back, I'd have been mashed to hamburger. So you call me
Lucky Louie."
So I met him again the other day and says to him,
"Hi ya Lucky Louie!" He says to me, "Man,
don't you never call me Lucky Louie again! From now on,
you call me Lucky Lucky Louie." I says to him,
"Ok, Lucky Lucky Louie it is, but why?" He
says, "Man, I was walking across the street the
other day, and this jerk in his car, he comes around
through the red light, and he doesn't see me, and runs
right through the street in front of me. If I'd have been
three feet earlier, I'd have been mashed to hamburger. So
from now on you call me Lucky Lucky Louie."
Again I met the guy and says to him, "Hi ya, Lucky
Lucky Louie!" And, as you can guess, he again says
to me, "Man, don't you never call me Lucky Lucky
Louie again. From now on you call me Lucky Lucky Lucky
Louie." And so like an idiot, I ask him, "Ok,
why should I call you now Lucky Lucky Lucky Louie?"
And he says to me, "Man, the other night me and the
lady, we were getting it on there on her sofa there in
the living room, and all of a sudden, her chandelier gets
loose from the ceiling and falls down and hits me right
in the butt! I had to go to the hospital and get three
stitches!"
"Now wait a minute, you want me to call you Lucky
Lucky Lucky Louie because you got three stitches on your
butt?"
"Yeah, man, cause if that chandelier had fallen just
five minutes earlier, it would have busted my head!"
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