Lucky Louie

I met my friend Louie the other day and said to him, "Hi, Louie!" He says, "Man, don't you ever call me Louie again. From now on you call me Lucky Louie." I says, "Ok, Lucky Louie it is, but why?" He says, "Man, I was walking down the street the other day, and a piano they was hoisting up to the third story window came loose from its rope and smashed down right behind me. If I'd been three feet back, I'd have been mashed to hamburger. So you call me Lucky Louie."

So I met him again the other day and says to him, "Hi ya Lucky Louie!" He says to me, "Man, don't you never call me Lucky Louie again! From now on, you call me Lucky Lucky Louie." I says to him, "Ok, Lucky Lucky Louie it is, but why?" He says, "Man, I was walking across the street the other day, and this jerk in his car, he comes around through the red light, and he doesn't see me, and runs right through the street in front of me. If I'd have been three feet earlier, I'd have been mashed to hamburger. So from now on you call me Lucky Lucky Louie."

Again I met the guy and says to him, "Hi ya, Lucky Lucky Louie!" And, as you can guess, he again says to me, "Man, don't you never call me Lucky Lucky Louie again. From now on you call me Lucky Lucky Lucky Louie." And so like an idiot, I ask him, "Ok, why should I call you now Lucky Lucky Lucky Louie?" And he says to me, "Man, the other night me and the lady, we were getting it on there on her sofa there in the living room, and all of a sudden, her chandelier gets loose from the ceiling and falls down and hits me right in the butt! I had to go to the hospital and get three stitches!"

"Now wait a minute, you want me to call you Lucky Lucky Lucky Louie because you got three stitches on your butt?"

"Yeah, man, cause if that chandelier had fallen just five minutes earlier, it would have busted my head!"

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